submitted by Mike

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a Lebanese were captured by cannibals.

The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now we've caught you and we're going to use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you can choose how to die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword."

The chief gives him a sword.

The Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.

The Englishman says, "A pistol for me please."

The chief gives him a pistol.

The Englishman points it at his head and says, "God save the queen!" and shoots himself.

The Lebanese says, "Gimme a fork."

The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The Lebanese takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over. The chief asks, "My God, what are you doing?"

And the Lebanese responds, "So much for your damn canoe!"