A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story
hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they
are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go
in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it
"We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find
what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to
decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All
the men here have it short and thin." The friends laugh and
without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here have it
long and thin." Still, this isn't good enough so the friends
continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here
have it short and thick." They still want to do better, and so,
knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here have
it long and thick." The women get all excited and are going in
when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering
what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
On the fifth floor they find a sign that reads: "There are no men
here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to
please a woman."