submitted by Samar

A blonde walks into the library, looks around, then gets in line for the counter.

Once she gets to the head of the line, she loudly says, "I'd like a Big Mac, large fries, and a large Coke."

The librarian looks at her for a moment. Then whispers, "Ma'am, this is the library."

The blonde nods. Then she *whispers*, "I'd like a Big Mac, large fries, and a large Coke."