John was playing with a recent Russian immigrant named Constantine for a round of golf at a local golf course. They worked their way around the course, and got to talking.

"Hey, you're a pretty good golfer. I didn't know they had many good golfers in Russia."

"Of course. I'll be you didn't know that back home in my country, I participated in the Russian Open?"

"I didn't know there was a Russian Open."

"Oh yes...they opened Russia...and I got out!"