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A Homsi returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father.

"Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Homsi?"

No son, that's because you are intelligent.

The son seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question,

"Dad today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10. I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Homsi?"

No son that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.

Happy with the answer, son asks another question to his father,

"Dad today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am Homsi?"

The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."

 


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