submitted by Elie

It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her
family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself.
The next day her mother called to see how everything went. "Oh, mother,
I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the
turkey," said the daughter.

"Did it not taste good?" her mother asked. "I don't know," the blonde said.
"It wouldn't sit still!"