Things you will never hear a woman say

1. I'll sacrifice my career goals and dreams to stay home and cook for you.
2. Biologically my body is built to serve you and nothing else.
3. Oral sex is my favorite hobby.
4. I'll get you a hooker during my bad week.
5. Does this make my butt look too small?
6. You're right, PMS is just a myth.
7. That guy has great breasts.


Things you will never hear a man say

1. I'll sacrifice my career goals and dreams to stay home and cook for you.
2. She has a great body, but how's her personality?
3. I don't like drinking beer because it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
4. When Bambi's mother was shot I cried.
5. Forget the game, Oprah's on!
6. It's your decision.
7. I care.