submitted by Carol

Dumbo and Dumbi, both farmers, met at the state fair.

"Tell me," asked Dumbo, "what did you give your mule when he had the colic?"

"Turpentine," Dumbi answered.

A few months after the fair, they meet up again. "Say, Dumbi, WHAT did you say you gave your mule when he was sick with colic?" Dumbo asked.

"I said I gave him turpentine."

"Well, I gave turpentine to MINE and it died!"

Dumbi nods his head. "That's strange. So did mine."