Father visiting America, from Europe, for the very first time. Goes up & down the aisles with his son, at the local Giant Food Store.

Dad: "Vas diss?? Powdered orange juice??"

Son: "Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice."

A few minutes later, in a different aisle

Dad: "Und vas dis?? Powdered milk?"

Son: "Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!"

A few minutes later, in a different aisle

Dad: "Und give a look here!! Baby Powder !! Vat a country, vat a country!"