A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. he's allowed to say two words every 7 years. After the first 7 years, the elders bring him in and ask him for his 2 words.

"cold floors," he says.

They nod and send him away. 7 more years pass and they bring him in for his 2 words.

He clears his throat and say,"Bad food."

they nod and send him away. 7 more years pass and they bring him in for his 2 words.

"I quit," he says.

"That's not surprising," the elders say.
"you've done nothing but complain since you got here."