What does a woman really mean when she says:
What SHE Says: Yes
What SHE Means: No
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What SHE Says: No
What SHE Means: Yes
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What SHE Says: Maybe
What SHE Means: No
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What SHE Says: I'm sorry.
What SHE Means: You'll be sorry.
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What SHE Says: We need
What SHE Means: I want
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What SHE Says: It's your decision
What SHE Means: The correct decision should be obvious by now.
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What SHE Says: Do what you want
What SHE Means: You'll pay for this later.
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What SHE Says: We need to talk
What SHE Means: I need to complain
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What SHE Says: Sure... go ahead
What SHE Means: I don't want you to.
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What SHE Says: I'm not upset
What SHE Means: Of course I'm upset, you moron!
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What SHE Says: You're ... so manly
What SHE Means: You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
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What SHE Says: You're certainly attentive tonight
What SHE Means: Is sex all you ever think about?
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What SHE Says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
What SHE Means: I have flabby thighs.
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What SHE Says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
What SHE Means: I want a new house.
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What SHE Says: I want new curtains
What SHE Means: and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
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What SHE Says: Hang the picture there
What SHE Means: No, I mean hang it there!
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What SHE Says: I heard a noise
What SHE Means: I noticed you were almost asleep.
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What SHE Says: Do you love me?
What SHE Means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.
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What SHE Says: How much do you love me?
What SHE Means: I did something today you're really not going to like.
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What SHE Says: I'll be ready in a minute.
What SHE Means: Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
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What SHE Says: Is my butt fat?
What SHE Means: Tell me I'm beautiful.
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What SHE Says: You have to learn to communicate.
What SHE Means: Just agree with me.
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What SHE Says: Are you listening to me!?
What SHE Means: Too late, you're dead.
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What SHE Says: Was that the baby?
What SHE Means: Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
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What SHE Says: I'm not yelling!
What SHE Means: I am yelling because I think this is important.
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