submitted by Vix!

The leggy, long haired blonde columnist lawyer named Ann was wearing a mini-skirt and a low-cut blouse. Around her neck she wore a little golden airplane on a long chair.

All night long the joke moderator, a dweebish looking guy, kept eyeing her. They made eye contact and he came over to her.

Slightly embarrassed as he gazed all over her, she held up her airplane charm and said, "Oh, you like my airplane?"

"Actually, ma'am," he smiled mischievously, "I'm kind of fond of the landing field."