submitted by Dany

When April and I first met, it wasn't exactly love at first sight. I mean, I'm not exactly God's gift to women, and she's a pretty good looking babe.

So, our first conversation took place in a bar in Atlanta. I went over to her and said, "Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?"

She slowly turned around, cocked her head to the side, and, in the slow southern drawl she's got, said, "Tell me, big boy, do you like sex?"

"Why yeah, of course!"

She nodded, put her hand on my chest. "Do you like to travel?"

"Yes, ma'am. Yes I do."

"Good, then take a fucking hike."