submitted by Ronald
There are these two friends, a white guy and a black guy. One evening,
they're in a bar arguing over which of them can have sex the most times in
one night. They decide to settle the issue by going to the local whorehouse
and gathering experimental evidence, as it were.
So they get to the whorehouse, pair off with a couple of the ladies, and go
to their respective rooms.
The white guy energetically starts with his whore and, reaching up with a
pencil, makes a " | " mark on the wall. Then he falls asleep.
He wakes up in a couple of hours and does it again, although a little less
enthusiastically this time. Again, he reaches back and marks a " | " on the
wall.
Again, he falls asleep. He wakes up again in a couple of hours and almost
did it again. He drowsily marks another ``|'' on the wall and falls asleep
for the rest of the night.
The next morning, the black guy barges into the white guy's room to see how
he did. He takes one look at the wall and exclaims, "A hundred and eleven?!
You beat me by three!".
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