submitted by Andy!
It melts in your mouth, not in your hand
You can have chocolate all weekend long and still walk straight on Monday
Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft
You can safely have chocolate while you are driving
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to
You can have chocolate even in front of your mother
With chocolate there's no need for a wrapper.
Chocolate doesn't complain if you don't eat it right.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate
You can have chocolate on your desk without upsetting your co-workers
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped
You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate
With chocolate there's no need to fake it
Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant
You can have chocolate at any time of the month
Good chocolate is easy to find
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle
You are never too young or too old for chocolate
When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake
With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good
Having chocolate in public won't get you arrested on morals charges
You don't have to take the whole thing into your mouth at once
You don't have to wash your chocolate before eating it.
You don't have to tell chocolate how good it was afterwards