A long time ago a cowboy was captured by the Indians. The chief tied him to a stake and said that he may have one request. The cowboy said that he wanted to talk to his horse one last time. The chief agreed. The cowboy whispered something into the horse's ear. The horse ran off and came back with a naked woman on his back.

"Ahhh, very good choice!" said the chief. "You can use my teepee for the night, we kill you in the morning."

Day came and the cowboy was tied up again. He asked the chief for one more request. Once again, the chief agreed. The cowboy whispered something into his horse's ear again. The house galloped away and came back with two naked women on his back.

"Very good!" said the chief, "One for me and one for you! Okay, we kill you in the morning!"

Night went by and the cowboy was tied at the stake once more.

"Please, Chief! Let me talk to my horse once more!"

"Okay, but no naked woman this time!"

The horse leaned in and the cowboy said, "I said, get me my POSSE!"