submitted by Mirna!

Sven and Ole had been business partners and best friends for years. One morning, halfway to work, Sven realized he'd forgotten his lunch, so he went back home to get it. When he got there, he found that his wife was still in bed, naked.

He says to her "Vhat's wrong vith you, voman? Vhy you vear no clothes?!?"

She looks at him and says, "I vear no clothes because I haff no clothes to vear!"

He looks at her for a moment and says, "Vhat you mean you haff no clothes to vear? You got plenty of clothes to vear! Look!"

He opens the closet and starts sliding the hangers while counting, "See! Vun dress! Two dress! Three dress! Hello, Ole, how are you?. Four dress!"