"When I realized that I couldn't satisfy my wife's insatiable sex appetite," the man said to his drinking buddy,
"I bought her quite an assortment of every sex toy made, t hinking that would keep her faithful."

"Did it work ?" asked the friend.

"Well, kinda..." the man replied.
"But now, every time I do feel like making love to her, I find myself 3rd or 4th in line."