After a year at sea, a sailor comes ashore, gets drunk, and runs to a brothel. The old madam says, "All my girls are busy, but I'll take care of you."

He says, "I'm all messed up, so you'll do."

They go into a room, and after a while, the madam says, "I may have Winter in my hair, but I've got Summer in my heart."

The sailor says, "Yeah? If you don't get a little more Spring in your rump, we're gonna be here 'til Fall."