Two blond guys, Phil and Ken, were talking about Phil's big date that night.

"Here," said Ken, giving him a packet of powder, "It's Spanish
Fly. Put it in her drink and she'll get really horny."

They met up again the next day. "Did you score?" asked Ken.

"No," said Phil sadly, "And I don't understand. I slipped the Spanish Fly in her drink, but by the end of the night she was still speaking English."