submitted by Samer

A young woman in a REALLY skimpy skirt is at the bus stop. When the bus arrives and the doors open she tries to climb the steps. However, her skirt is too tight and her legs can't move. So she reaches behind her and undoes her zipper.

She tries to step up again, and still can't, so she reaches behind again and plays with the zipper. She tries to climb the steps again... still no luck. So as she's reaching behind again, a pair of strong hands pick her up and place her on the top step.

"What do you think you're doing?", she asks the guy behind her.

"Well, I figured the second time you undid my fly we were at least good friends!"