Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last 10 years perfecting his stroke."

The 2nd woman said, "My husband is like the winner at the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps."

The third woman was silent until she was asked, "Tell us about your husband."

She thought for a moment and then said, "My husband's like an Olympic gold-medal-winning quarter-miler."

"How so?"

"He's got his time down to under 40 seconds."