A young mixed race couple decided to get married. On their wedding night, the virgin white bride was rather nervous, as she'd heard that black men were better endowed than white men.

She explained this to her husband, who decided that the best way to get around the problem was for him to show her his manhood bit by bit.

As she lay on the bed naked, her husband shoved three inches of his dick around the door. "Are you nervous yet?" he asked. "No, I'm OK," she replied.

He then shoved another six inches around the door, and said: "Are you still OK?"

"Yes darling," she replied.

A further 12 inches came around the door, and the bride said: "I'm still not nervous."

"OK," replied her husband, "I'm now going to start coming up the stairs!"