An expectant couple were soon to have their first 
child. Their doctor told them of a new invention 
to relieve the mother's pain during childbirth. 
This invention could be attached to the mother and 
it would transfer the pain she experienced to the 
baby's father. 
 
The couple talked it over and the husband was 
anxious to help his wife with her delivery. When 
the blessed time came, they opted to use the new 
invention. It was strapped to the mother and the 
dial was set at 1. With the mother's contraction, 
the husband felt no pain. He asked that the dial 
be adjusted to 3. With the next contractions, the 
mother felt less pain and the husband tolerated 
the experience well. The husband, feeling 
courageous and noble, asked that the dial be 
turned to 100%. The nurse did so and the mother 
completed the entire labor and delivery with no 
pain. The husband did not feel any pain either, 
and was certain that women had over-rated their 
plight in childbirth. 
 
A few days later the happy new family returned 
home from the hospital. They were shocked as they 
drove into their driveway to see the mailman lying 
dead on the front porch. 
 
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