submitted by Antoine

As the story goes, there was a foreign lady married to an English gentleman in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but nevertheless managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The lady got what she wanted.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store ...

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