Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was giving her a tour when she noticed that there were dozens of clocks on the walls.
Each clock displayed a different time of day.

When she asked St. Peter about them, he replied, "We have a clock for each person on earth, and every time they tell a lie the hands move".
The clock ticks off one-second each time a lie is told.

He pointed out two special clocks. The clock belonging to Mother Teresa has never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.
The clock for Abraham Lincoln had only moved twice. He only told two lies in his life.

Hillary asked, "Where is Bills" clock?"

St. Peter replied, "Jesus has it in His office... He uses it as a ceiling fan...