One day there was a man that walked into a bar.

He peered across the room to see another man holding his ass with a look of pain over his face.

He walked over and asked what was wrong with him.

He said that he had a champagne cork lodged in his ass.

The other man looked in horror at him and asked why.

He said that he had been walking through the desert when he found a bottle in the sand and kicked it.

He then said a Genie came out and told him he would grant him one wish.

He exclaimed "NO SHIT!!!".