submitted by Elios

Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After a few drinks the woman says to the man, "If we went out for a meal, where would you take me?'
He replied, "Chinese."
She asked," What would you order?"
He replied, "Moo Goo Gai Pan."

She asked, " If we went out for a full night of dining, dancing and carousing, what would you wear?"

He replied, "Depends...."
She asked, "Depends on what?"
He replied, "Just DEPENDS...."