submitted by Elios!

Dumbo had been in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son, LilDumb, came to pick him up.

When he got into the car, the only thing he said was, "F.F."

His wife turned to him and answered, "E. F."

Out on the highway, he said, "F. F."

She shook her head and said, "E. F."

"F. F.!"
"No, E. F."

LilDumb finally said, "Mom! Dad! What's going on?"

Dumbo replied, "You mother wants to *eat* first."