submitted by Dany

A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.

"Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did.
Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed, I called out : 'Is that you, Jim ?' And that cured him."

"Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how ?"

The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill."