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submitted by Firas

From some 2 months 3, I recognized a girl in the tooth of the elephant.

She was other look and like the moon! Burn her religion what beautiful. I tried to touch her pulse to see if there is space and it appeared that she is interested.

The first day I talked her on the phone and the second day she invited me on the lunch.

I asked her "what you kitchenized?", she said "some of his mother's yoghurt on the walking".

I liked her project and before I arrived to her, I went to the Milker and bought some lady's arms and some "eat and say thank you".

She opened me the door and when she saw the handsome in my hand she said "yiiiii! your hands be safe, why torture yourself my uncle?".

While we are eating, rang the doorbell. She opened the door and entered her old boyfriend. He asked her "who is he?", she said "not your entry".

I knew straight he wanted to problemize it.

He said "my eye on you and on him, I will count God not create you!".

I said "look, my head does not carry me, break the evil before the the gypsy milk goes up huh! Go pave the sea and bleach from my face now!"

The man felt on his blood and left the room.

In the truth, he poisoned my body very much, but the girl gave breakfast to my nerves. She said "don't carry worry, my life don't carry worry, put your hands in cold water".

I told her "like my foot, don't get a mind, tell me, are you empty tonight?" she said "yes, I emptify myself for you".

Told her "thank you my love, you are very digestable".

 


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