The Pope was on his way to the UN building, to give a very important speech. But his plane was late and there was a lot of heavy traffic. He kept telling the chauffeur to go faster.

The chauffeur turned around and said:
"Your holiness, I'm trying to go as fast as I can, If I go any faster I will get another speeding ticket and I will lose my license"

And the Pope said:
"I understand, I will drive !"

So the Pope got upinto the drivers seat and he started going 160 MPH.

So a cop pulls him over and says:
"Oh I am sorry my holiness, go along."

So then the cop takes out his cell phone and dials the station and says " Guess who I pulled over ?"

"Who, the Mayor?"

"Bigger than that !"

"The Governer ?"

"Bigger than that."

"The President ?"

"No, bigger"

"Then who?"

"I don't know, but his chauffeur is the Pope."