The new manager walks into his office and, while settling into
his new desk, finds 4 envelopes. On one he finds the words
"open me first," and the other three are numbered 1 to 3.
He opens the first envelope and finds a letter from his predecessor
saying: "These three envelopes will save you a world of trouble.
In case of emergency, please open these envelopes in sequential
order; envelope one first, envelope two second, and envelope three
third."
The manager shrugs, puts the envelopes back, and forgets about
them.
Six months later, the workers go on strike. The company closes,
and is losing money fast.
After a long night negotiating with the union, he remembers the 3
envelopes. So he opens the first one and it says: "Blame me, your
predecessor for every thing".
Wonderful idea he thinks, and indeed it works and the crisis comes
to its end. His job is saved, and everybody's happy.
A few month later, another strike hits. He goes to the drawer and
opens the second envelope. It reads, "Blame the government for
everything".
It works like a charm, and he breathes a sigh of relief as his job
is, once again, saved.
A month later the workers declare another strike. The manager goes
directly to the third envelope and it reads, "Prepare 4 new envelopes"
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