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submitted by Mark

Ho Ho Ho,

Hello out there all people of the world.

This is Santa and I just wanted to let you know that Christmas may be a little late this year.

See after checking all the boxes and tallying them up, I found some problems with the results.

The first result showed:
428,534,120 Good
428,523,119 Bad

The second result showed:
428,534,118 Good
428,523,121 Bad

So you see, I can't, with good faith, go out and deliver presents while knowing I could have made a mistake.

So, I have enlisted the help of all my elves and the Mrs. Santa to help do a recount. We hope to have this finished
up by 5pm on the 24th of December, but there is a possibility that it might take longer. You see the tally cards
were not quite clear to me, although I made them my-self, I forgot what they meant.

You know, Good...and Bad??? And the check marks I used were not all the same, some went left, some right,
some were just a mark, some went through both boxes, and some didn't even have much of a mark on them.
I leave it up to them to decide what I meant.

So if you wake up on Christmas morning, and there are no presents under your tree, at least you can tell the
kids the story. Thank you for your patience and understanding in these times.


Santa

 


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