submitted by John

A few days after Christmas, a mother working in the kitchen was listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She hears the train stop and her son said:

"All you sons of b*tches who want off the train, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop. and all, you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses on the train 'cause we're leaving!'

The mother went in and told her son: "We don't use that kind of language in this house!

Now I want you to go to your room for two hours.

When you come back you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.

Two hours later her son came out of the bedroom and continued playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say:

"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all your belongings with you, we thank you for riding with us today and hope that you will ride with us again soon. For those of you just boarding, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat. Remember that there is no smoking, except in the Club Car.

We hope that you will have a pleasant journey with us today.

For those of you who are pissed off because of the two hour delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen".