George took Francesca to dinner at a really posh restaurant. They walked in, were ushered to a table by a formally dressed maitre d', and sat down at a table on which were displayed the finest china and crystal.

Taking the damask napkin from the solid silver napkin ring, George unfolded it, put it around his neck and proceeded to tie a knot in the back.

Staring at him, the maitre d' said, between gritted teeth,
"Sir, will you be having a shave or a haircut