Jim and Carol were driving down the road and Jim swerved slightly to go past a pretty blonde jogging.

Carol said, "Did you see her?"

"Well, yeah."

"That really gets me. I've never understood that about women. She was wearing a necklace, two bracelets, hoop earrings, her nails were freshly polished with Salerno Mavala nail polish, she'd recently spritzed Chanel behind her ears, and she was wearing Yves Saint Laurent lip gloss!"

"You noticed all that?"

"Yes I did. You didn't?"

"Not exactly. I did notice she had legs all the way up to her very well rounded cute little butt."