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submitted by Mike

Bill Clinton calls Rush Limbaugh's producer and asks to speak with Rush.

The producer replies, "I’m sorry Mr. President, but Rush has suddenly died."

Clinton says, "OK.", and hangs up.

About 15 minutes later Clinton calls again and receives a slightly more irritated "Rush has died."

Again acknowledges and hangs up.

After about 20 minutes he calls again and asks to speak to Rush. The producer replies in a loud voice, " I told you Rush is dead. Why can't you understand that?"

Clinton replies, "Oh, I understand that, I just love to hear you say it."

 


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