So a man calls the law firm of Shapiro, Shapiro, Shapiro & Shapiro. He asks to speak with Mr. Shapiro.

"I'm sorry, but he's in a meeting."

"OK," responds the caller. "Then let me talk with Mr. Shapiro."

"That won't be possible. He's out of town."

"OK," responds the caller. "Then let me speak with Mr. Shapiro."

"Sorry, but he's out to lunch."

"OK," responds the caller. "Then let me talk with Mr. Shapiro."

"Speaking. How may I help you?"