submitted by Claude

Various Organizational Philosophies Explained In "2 Cow" Terms.

Socialism: You have 2 cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

Communism: You have 2 cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.

Fascism: You have 2 cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.

Nazism: You have 2 cows. The government takes them and shoots you.

Bureaucracy: You have 2 cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk and then pours it down the drain.

Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

The World Bank: You have 2 cows. Get rid of one, force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows and then act surprised when it drops dead.