It's the first day of school and the teacher says to the kids, 'this year we will speak like grown-ups.'

So the teacher goes to the first kid and asks, 'What did you do in the summer?'

The kid says 'I went on a choo-choo train ride.'

Teacher says 'No, you went on a train ride.'

She goes to the next kid and asks again, the kid says 'I went on a tug-tug boat ride.'

The teacher says, 'No, you went on a boat ride'

And the teacher goes to the last kid and asks the same thing and the kid says ' I read a book.'

Teacher says 'Really, what book?' 'Winnie the Shit!'