The Top Ten lines you will probably never hear on The X-Files:
10. 'The alien is speaking, Agent Mulder....I think it wants to phone home.'
9. 'Sure we could have these people killed to
protect what they know... but isn't that a little harsh?'
8. 'I've seen this one before, Scully. His name is
Casper and he's what we call a 'friendly' ghost.
7. 'Look under the mask... this is no swamp
monster... it's Mr. Handy, the owner of the old
country store!'
6. 'My Lord! This conspiracy involves all three of
the Gabor sisters!'
5. 'Well, Agent Mulder...you've caught us. We'll
cooperate fully, of course.
4. 'You'll be happy to hear, Assistant Director
Skinner, that I've switched over to the nicotine
patch.'
3. 'The president wants to see you two immediatly.
His cheesburger's possesed.
2. 'And it would have worked, too, if it hadn't
been for you meddlin' FBI agents!'
1. 'Gosh, I guess we were wrong... the government
did have our best interests at heart, after all!'
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