A man is in court for murder and the judge says,
"You are charged with beating your wife to death
with a hammer."
Then a voice at the back of the court yells,
The judge glares and then continues,
"You are also charged with beating your mother-in-law
to death with a hammer."
Again the voice at the back of the court shouts,
The judge angrily addresses the voice and says,
"Now, we cannot have any more of these outbursts
from you or I shall charge you with contempt. What
is the problem anyway?"
The man at the back of the court who's been
shouting calls out,
"Fifteen years I lived next door
to that bastardand, every time I asked to borrow
a hammer, he said he didn't have one! ..."