umbo was hauled up on assault charges. And it wasn't the first time Preet was standing in front of this particular judge.

The judge eyed Dumbo sternly and said, "It says here that you beat up your friend Jon. This isn't the first time you two have come to blows. Tell me why I shouldn't send you off to jail."

"Well, your honor, it's like this," Dumbo began, "we were in the bar, sitting real peaceful. Then, Jon turns to me and said, 'you know, Dumbo, the only damned reason you're behaving is you're afraid of that asshole judge.'

ell, Your Honor, when he said that about you, I just busted him in the mouth."