Once a Pope and a lawyer died and they went to heaven. So God came and said, 'Follow me and I will give you your rooms.'

So they both followed. First God gave the Pope his room. It was very small with a small bed and a small desk.

'Thank you, thank you my Lord,' said the Pope.

Then God gave the lawyer his room, it was big room with a big bed and a big deck with a pool.

The lawyer asked: "God, why do you give all this to me and just that small room to the Pope?"

God replied: "Well, popes are plenty, but lawyers, well, you're the first one."