submitted by Dany

A spiritualist who'd recently been widowed met a colleague
and reported excitedly that she'd just received a message
from her dead husband - asking her to send him a pack of cigarettes.

"The only thing is," she mused, "that I don't know where to send them."

"Why not?" asked her friend.

"Well, he didn't actually say that he was in Heaven - but I
can't imagine he'd be in Hell."
"Hm," responded the friend. "Well, maybe I shouldn't bring
this up, but. . . he didn't mention anything about including
matches in the package, did he?"