trader stops his Porsche on the hard shoulder of the highway, and steps out to change the CDs on his in-car CD player, which is in the car's trunk. Suddenly, a truck comes along and rips off the door.

he police arrives almost immediately to find the man distraught.

fficer, look what they've done to my Porsche! he shrieks.

he policeman shakes his head. You're so worried about your stupid Porsche, that you haven't even noticed that your left arm has been torn off.

hat? says the yuppie. He suddenly notices the space where his arm was. Oh no, he sobs. Where's my gold Rolex?