man suspected his wife of seeing another man so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any activities that might develop.

A few days later he received this report:

Most honorable sir:
You leave house. I watch house. He comes to house. I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow.
He and she go in hotel. I climb tree - look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip her. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with ME. Fall out of tree, not see.

NO FEE...